Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Paper Staring Comedy
By:Corinna Cooper, 4th Grade
One day a little girl about 8, blond hair, blue eyes, and an imagination as big as space, was staring at a bunch of pages she was holding.
Suddenly, a little boy 8 ½ , brown hair, brown eyes who thought imagination was a waste of time, came up to the girl and said, “Hey, I’m Jake, what’a ya doin?” he asked this ‘cause he thought she was cool.
“ I’m Cameron, Cam, Campsalot, Cami sometimes even Camera. And I’m staring at these papers.” she answered.
“I know, but why?” he asked again.
“Because, I’m trying to burn a hole threw them.” she answered again.
“That’s not possible!” he exclaimed.
“Yes, it is, you just use this.” she said pointing to her brain.
“Whatever.” he said thinking she wasn’t cool anymore.

Graduation Day

By: Corinna Cooper, 4th Grade

Graduation day, Graduation day is so grand,

that mama and papa, hired the old Summer Band.

They bought me a tuba, some cards, a table, and a kangaroo,

of course they did not forget the bendakaroos.

I did not want all of their presents and toys because how were we supposed to move

with all of the Emperors New Groove?

No, all I want is a simple congrats, and a friendly “Hello.” So I told them to take all of the toys away,

2nd of all, I couldn’t take all of the hoorays.